Quick speech tips ! Must read ! :p

STEP ONE:
Remind them who you are .....
"People of Adumar, I'm Wedge Antilles, and it's my pleasure to meet you all at last."

STEP TWO:
Remind them what you're here for ....
"And as a representative of the New Republic, I'm pleased to be present at this historic meeting of our great people."

STEP THREE:
Something personal, so they know you're paying attention.....
"I must admit, I find this display very heartwarming."

STEP FOUR:
Wrap it up before you make a fool of yourself....
"I expect to have more to say once I've settled in, but for now, thank you for this welcome.

- Aaron Allstone, STARWARS, X-WING: Starfighters of Adumar

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Good news for girls ! (and guys, LOL)

http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm

P/S
I think it's a joke/prank, the website addy is very doubtful, :p

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