BACK !!!!
I'll start blogging again soon. Been too busy lately. Btw, Friendster's blog system = sux + slow + I don't like.
Google still the way to go, :p
http://renyiace.blogspot.com
Adios...
Sep 20, 2007
May 28, 2007
I learned 18 new English words !
LOL, funny read.
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this years winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone: (n.) the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration: (n) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Girafitti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
12. Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an arsehole
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this years winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone: (n.) the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration: (n) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Girafitti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
12. Decafalon: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an arsehole
Apr 11, 2007
Quick speech tips ! Must read ! :p
STEP ONE:
Remind them who you are .....
"People of Adumar, I'm Wedge Antilles, and it's my pleasure to meet you all at last."
STEP TWO:
Remind them what you're here for ....
"And as a representative of the New Republic, I'm pleased to be present at this historic meeting of our great people."
STEP THREE:
Something personal, so they know you're paying attention.....
"I must admit, I find this display very heartwarming."
STEP FOUR:
Wrap it up before you make a fool of yourself....
"I expect to have more to say once I've settled in, but for now, thank you for this welcome.
- Aaron Allstone, STARWARS, X-WING: Starfighters of Adumar
Remind them who you are .....
"People of Adumar, I'm Wedge Antilles, and it's my pleasure to meet you all at last."
STEP TWO:
Remind them what you're here for ....
"And as a representative of the New Republic, I'm pleased to be present at this historic meeting of our great people."
STEP THREE:
Something personal, so they know you're paying attention.....
"I must admit, I find this display very heartwarming."
STEP FOUR:
Wrap it up before you make a fool of yourself....
"I expect to have more to say once I've settled in, but for now, thank you for this welcome.
- Aaron Allstone, STARWARS, X-WING: Starfighters of Adumar
Apr 8, 2007
Lowering risk of breast cancer ?
Good news for girls ! (and guys, LOL)
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm
P/S
I think it's a joke/prank, the website addy is very doubtful, :p
Btw, for those who still donno what fellatio is, read here.
http://www.murdzplace.com/CNN.htm
P/S
I think it's a joke/prank, the website addy is very doubtful, :p
Btw, for those who still donno what fellatio is, read here.
Mar 6, 2007
The World is Going crazy ??
" You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. " - Comedian Chris Rock
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